Just Freakin' Perfect
Please substitute the letter double-yoo for any asterisks (*) you see.
*ell, it' official. My double-yoo key has failed on my ne* keyboard, just like it did on my old one.
Oh, and my "s" is going out too. Lovely. I think my Enter key *ill fail next as I'm all of a sudden having glitches *ith it. *hat the hell is the deal?? Do *e really use double-yoo that much?
Apparently, since this post is already filled *ith asterisks.
This keyboard is supposed to be "virtually indestructible," but I've only had it for three months and it's toast. I guess the manufacturer didn't Anonymous Jaded *riter-test it before approving it for production. I've been trying to take care of it, I really have. I don't kno* *hat the hell *ent *rong.
ERRRRGGGGG!!!!! And I'm having to type all my s's like three times to get them to *ork!
I am so pissed right no*. This is ridiculous. Maybe I'll go buy a *hole ne* laptop. Oh, *ait. That's right. I spent that extra $400 I had on a freakin' *RITERS CONFERENCE!!! (that *ill ultimately result in more humiliating rejections, just like my queries, I'm certain)
Brilliant.
*ell, it' official. My double-yoo key has failed on my ne* keyboard, just like it did on my old one.
Oh, and my "s" is going out too. Lovely. I think my Enter key *ill fail next as I'm all of a sudden having glitches *ith it. *hat the hell is the deal?? Do *e really use double-yoo that much?
Apparently, since this post is already filled *ith asterisks.
This keyboard is supposed to be "virtually indestructible," but I've only had it for three months and it's toast. I guess the manufacturer didn't Anonymous Jaded *riter-test it before approving it for production. I've been trying to take care of it, I really have. I don't kno* *hat the hell *ent *rong.
ERRRRGGGGG!!!!! And I'm having to type all my s's like three times to get them to *ork!
I am so pissed right no*. This is ridiculous. Maybe I'll go buy a *hole ne* laptop. Oh, *ait. That's right. I spent that extra $400 I had on a freakin' *RITERS CONFERENCE!!! (that *ill ultimately result in more humiliating rejections, just like my queries, I'm certain)
Brilliant.
posted by A.J.W.W. at
9:28 PM
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